The Peoples Democratic Republic of Dasi Dasi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Joshua with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.486 billion Dasi Dasi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windmill Town. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dasalian economy, worth 320 trillion dasarlas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 91,882 dasarlas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dasi Dasi's national animal is the Flying Gump, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christo-Buddhism.

Dasi Dasi is ranked 9,436^th in the world and 51^st in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 122.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.